Cthulhu Buddha: Your Magnet of Cosmic Zen
 
Feeling serene, but also want to shatter the sanity of mortals? We get it.
This magnet mashes up the tranquility of Buddha with the tentacled chaos of the Great Old One. It’s the perfect guru for finding your inner peace... or your inner abyss. Whichever comes first.
 
Achieves a perfect state of zen... and dread.
Securely holds your shopping list (for milk, bread, sacrificial daggers, etc.).
A great reminder that even ancient cosmic horrors need a little "me time."
The ideal gift for your most enlightened and eccentric friends.
 
Embrace the madness. Find your calm. Stick it on your fridge.