The Dragon's Scribe Pen: Legendary Looks, Modern Ink.
 
Is your signature looking less "legendary hero" and more "illegible goblin scrawl"? Do your meeting notes lack a certain... epic flair? It's time to upgrade your arsenal.
 
Behold, the Dragon's Scribe Pen! Forged for those who demand a mightier writing instrument. Each pen is meticulously crafted with overlapping scales, giving it the look and feel of a mythical beast's hide. (Disclaimer: No dragons were harmed. We source our scales ethically from a particularly vain dragon's seasonal molt. He was fine with it.)
 
Why this pen is mightier than the sword (and your old plastic Bic):
Authentic Dragon-Scale Grip: Provides a surprisingly comfortable and commanding hold. Guaranteed to make your grocery list feel like a royal decree.
Armor-Plated Locking Cap: Clicks into place with the satisfying thunk of a castle gate. This fortress of a cap protects the ink from drying out and your pocket from accidental dragon-fire (or ink stains).
Powered by... G2 Ink? Yes! In a shocking twist, we discovered ancient dragons are incredibly picky about smooth ink flow. This mythical artifact is easily refillable with standard G2 cartridges. No epic quest to the office supply store is required.
The Ultimate Gift for Bards & Bosses: Perfect for Dungeon Masters, fantasy lovers, or anyone who wants to sign important documents with the authority of a Targaryen.
 
Stop writing with boring sticks of plastic. Wield the power of a dragon. Order yours and make your mark!
 
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