The Necronomagnet: Hold Your Sanity (and Your Shopping List) in Place
 
Is your refrigerator door a boring, eldritch-free zone? Are your takeout menus and children's drawings tragically un-cursed? It's time to bridge the mundane veil with the one and only Necronomagnet!
 
Forged in the cyclopean fires of a thousand dying stars (or, you know, a factory in Ohio), this magnet is emblazoned with the dreaded sigil from the Necronomicon. It harnesses the ancient power that drove scholars mad, now conveniently repurposed for your domestic needs.
 
Use its forbidden power to:
Pinpoint the passive-aggressive note for your roommate about the dishes.
Hold up your coupon for 2-for-1 yogurt.
Display your child's drawing of what you hope is a pony.
Secure the grocery list that reads: "Milk, bread, souls of the innocent."
 
WARNING: We are not legally responsible for minor cosmic disturbances, including but not limited to: faint, sanity-eroding chanting from the crisper drawer; your milk developing a palpable sense of dread; or small portals to non-Euclidean dimensions opening behind the mayonnaise. Staring directly at the magnet may cause you to question the fragile nature of your reality... or just forget what you came to the fridge for in the first place.
 
From a satisfied cultist: ★★★★☆ - "Excellent quality. Holds my list of cult meeting dates perfectly. Only four stars because my cat started levitating. It's a bit distracting." - A. Alhazred
 
Embrace the madness. Organize your kitchen. Get the Necronmagnet today and make your fridge a gateway to delicious snacks and unspeakable horror.
 
Available variants are embossed (sigil is raised) or debossed (sigil is recessed).