Behold! The Unseasonably Adorable Peep Magnet!
 
Yes, you're seeing that right. It's October. Our workshop should smell of brimstone and pumpkin spice, but instead, it smells faintly of sugar and existential dread. These guys have appeared, and frankly, they're too cute to vanquish.
 
Crafted to look exactly like the iconic marshmallow chicks, these magnets are here to add a blast of pastel cheer to your crypt... er, kitchen. They won't go stale, you can't microwave them into a monstrous blob, but they will hold your important reminders with their unblinking, sugary gaze.
 
Why you need this sugary surveillance team:
Weapon-Grade Cuteness: Disarmingly adorable, they're the perfect spies to infiltrate even the most gothic of refrigerators.
Basically Indestructible: Unlike their edible cousins, these Peeps will never get stale. They'll likely outlast us all, silently judging from their magnetic perch.
A Flock for Your Fridge: Use them to hold your grocery lists, arcane sigils, takeout menus, or tiny manifestos.
The Perfect Paradox: An ideal gift for the person who loves both Halloween and Easter, or for anyone who appreciates the absurdity of a Peep in autumn.
 
Disclaimer: We are not responsible for the sugar cravings or sudden desire to build a diorama that may result from purchasing these magnets.