A Rose That Won't Wilt (or Judge Your Leftovers)
 
Flowers are great, but they have a fatal flaw: they wilt. This rose, however, is in it for the long haul.
 
It’s the perfect symbol of everlasting affection, ready to hold your love notes, grocery lists, or "honey-do" reminders with timeless grace. All the romance, none of the responsibility.
 
Everlasting Bloom: Finally, a rose that will stick with you forever (or at least until you get a new fridge).
Zero Maintenance: Requires no water, no sunlight, and won't drop petals all over the floor.
The Perfect Little "Just Because" Gift: Cheaper than a dozen real roses and lasts infinitely longer.